APA AKU BUAT HARI INI part 1

Pagi - Marah Alam Flora, sbb lembab sangat buat kije. ada ke derang langgar tembok umah kakak aku (yong) dah dekat 3 bulan tak amek apa2 tindakan. report polis dah buat masa kejadian ituhari lagi, lepas kompelin derang buat dek jer... mcm hal kecik jer... tak kesial nama nya tuh... makan gaji buta ke apa? pas tuh bleh salahkan wak hasim (laki yong) plak. kata laki yong tanak bagi kerjasama. what the fuck!!! kenalar dengan aku kan... dah derang yg langgar, derang lar setel, apahal plak wak hasim nak kehulu kehilir naik bangunan turun bangunan kan... ingat wak tuh tade kije ker... abis tuh sapa nak wat kije dia... aku tak kira, pas seminggu nih kalu derang tak setel lagi, harus lar aku panggil harian metro dan karam singh walia, silap2 aku panjangkan kompelin aku nih ker khalid ibrahim. ha melepas lar kontrak korang lepas nih alam flora yer... korang ingat sket... amboi!!! kalo payment korang nak laju jer... bila ada masalah cam gini, sumer lepas tangan... memang nak kena maki lar dengan aku kan... SILAP ORANG!!!! nnt lar kalu aku sempat aku snap lar pic tembok umah yg kena langgar tuh ekk... itupun kalu aku rajin...

INI LAPTOP BARU HAKU!!!!

Jokes update

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a Singh, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.

A little later he came out of his house again, looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here our Singh came again,looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.

Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him,"Is something wrong?"

To which the ferocious Singh replied, " There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"